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Muffin Queen

Multi-fandom blog. Little bit of all the things really. If I enjoy it, it goes on my blog. Anything from costumes to Shaskespeare to Avengers to Silly Text Posts. So really. If I post things you like, groovy. If not, that's groovy too. I'm part of a couple different roleplay groups on here. If you'd want to know which ones shoot me an ask. Stay awesome

ellendegeneres:

Dax Shepard told us that he loves Brad Pitt as much as Kristen Bell loves sloths, so we gave him this gift.

  #god bless ellen  

kimmsauce:

mmmagpie:

unnecessaryhorns:

mmmagpie:

Who wore it better: Ludicrously pouty face edition.

Ooooh, which issue is this from?

It’s from Thor v2 #50/552! And it has a lovely crying Thor:

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We should use that whenever somebody is mean. Pair it with Kid Loki crying and whoever started shit will feel terrible. 

my poor bb Thor when will he ever learn that Odin is a gigantic bag of dicks and nothing Thor can do will ever make Odin actually love him or treat him with respect

  #marvel    #golden puppy  

kimmsauce:

The Mighty Thor #126 and #145

Thor: God of Thunder #11 and #15

Fear Itself #1 and #2

Marvel Adventures Super Heroes #19

So, I’ve written at length about Thor and Loki’s relationship, and I probably will later today and I am sure tons of people will as well. But the other familial relationship that has been rather important in the development of Thor is the one between him and his father, Odin. These scans are just a small sampling of just how bad a father Odin is.

This is focusing solely on 616 Thor and Odin, because as terrible as the fangirls want to cry about how MCU Odin is…. he looks like a puppy compared to 616!Odin. This is the Gallows God, who is willing to burn all of Earth to the ground and kill every human on it in order to maintain his order in the Nine Realms. He’s already done it once before.

I’ve said it before and I will say it again, when you look at how Odin treats Thor in the comics, Thor would qualify as a victim of child abuse. There’s a constant cycle of Thor displeasing Odin, Odin viciously lashing out at Thor, and eventually reconciliation on Odin’s part where he insists Thor is his beloved and favourite son. He uses his love and approval as a weapon against Thor and Loki, and often pits them against each other to suit his needs.

When Thor is a child, Odin has him caught with a net like a dog and then chained to his throne because Thor was scared of him. Just think about that. Thor grows up essentially being punished for showing any sort of softness or kindness, and one of Thor’s most endearing, noble qualities is his warm and generous heart. 

One of the facets of Thor’s personality that I find interesting, and heart breaking at times, is his lingering sense of self doubt. The constant need for someone who seems like he has everything to be worthy. To prove himself of even being worthy of picking up his chosen weapon. He will never, ever live up to Odin’s expectations. He will never be the perfect son that Odin wanted. Old King Thor outright says it to his younger self after who knows how many thousands of years of living with that fact. Odin has let him know this over and over again, usually while screaming about what a failure Thor is and how disappointing he is, and usually while framing the constant attacks on Thor’s self esteem as learning lessons or things Odin has to do because he loves Thor. So I always sort of snerk when people describe Thor as “the perfect son” because to Odin, he is anything but. Headstrong, prone to kindness, too interested in Midgard and too fond of humans. And it is to Thor’s credit and the strength of his own convictions, that he outright refuses to give up on the things he believes in just because Odin doesn’t approve. That Thor never loses his warmth and turns his generosity and his caring into one of his greatest strengths. And that Thor loves unconditionally, in the case of Loki, when he was taught that love always comes with a price.

  #marvel    #golden puppy  

#joffrey being a seemingly good guy out of context

  #out of context joffery    #got baby  
  #mash  

buzzoffblackagar:

I bet the first time Wanda caught herself thinking Vision was hot she didn’t even feel ashamed for it she was like ‘I’m gonna do it I’m gonna fuck the robot.’

  #marvel    #wanda baby  

rhllors:

     (via jeynegrey)

  #got baby    #best bros  
mayifindher:

Possibly the best GoT cast photo I’ve found yet.

mayifindher:

Possibly the best GoT cast photo I’ve found yet.

  #actors  
ravendorkholme:

nonespark:

sterlingkato:

MEMO: The space bar is important. 

how. IN THE FUCK. did that get through.
who was drunk and officially sent this advertisement out. who didn’t tell them something was wrong. who put up an inappropriately faulty billboard without anyone saying anything.
what monkeys were in charge of this operation.


Who added that comma to make the typo perfectly grammatically correct?

ravendorkholme:

nonespark:

sterlingkato:

MEMO: The space bar is important. 

how. IN THE FUCK. did that get through.

who was drunk and officially sent this advertisement out. who didn’t tell them something was wrong. who put up an inappropriately faulty billboard without anyone saying anything.

what monkeys were in charge of this operation.

Who added that comma to make the typo perfectly grammatically correct?

  #fucking  
  #disney  
  #god bless ellen  

is-doitsu-an-instrument:

is-doitsu-an-instrument:

In France, they say “mdr” instead of “lol” and that roughly translates to “death by laughter” so basically instead of laughing really loudly like we do, the French laugh so hard that they die.

French slang is freaking metal.

DEATH BY OHONHONHON

  #fucking  

ellendegeneres:

Follow Kate Walsh on Twitter for more events like this one.

  #god bless ellen  

Biggest plot twist

Biggest plot twist

  #bless  

sarena-babaroga:

Story of a dress - Lyrota - Persephone Dress

  #costume porn